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[fortunefail]

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Of all the animals to choose from, why a cow?

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[fortunefail]

What-

No, I'm not!

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are. A blueish cow.

You're quiet. Don't make too much of a fuss. You're missing spots and you don't produce milk, but you're cute. I'm sure you have horns somewhere.

I don't know much about cows, but I think you're like a cow. Not fat, but cowish. Calm(ish), but would probably charge someone without a second thought.

[fortunefail]

... I know that's supposed to be a compliment, but it still sounds insulting.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Well, It's not supposed to be insulting. I like cows. Unless saying cow is another word for fat and then I don't much care for it.

[fortunefail]

The word "cow" is usually related to being fat, yes.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're not a cow in that sense. You're the cute cows that go 'moo' and that eat grass and stuff.

Moo.

MOO!

[fortunefail]

All cows go moo and eat grass. They're also all fat.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they're cute! And they're not really fat, they just have five stomachs! You'd look like that if you had five stomachs!

[fortunefail]

Don't go around giving the Malnosso any ideas. They might think of that as a nice experiment.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

That'd be awesome! I'd love to have five stomachs! Think of how much I could eat! Mmm. Caaakee.

[fortunefail]

... Right.