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Of all the animals to choose from, why a cow?

The word "cow" is usually related to being fat, yes.

Yeah, but you're not a cow in that sense. You're the cute cows that go 'moo' and that eat grass and stuff.

Moo.

MOO!

All cows go moo and eat grass. They're also all fat.

Yes, but they're cute! And they're not really fat, they just have five stomachs! You'd look like that if you had five stomachs!

Don't go around giving the Malnosso any ideas. They might think of that as a nice experiment.

That'd be awesome! I'd love to have five stomachs! Think of how much I could eat! Mmm. Caaakee.

... Right.