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[fortunefail]

.........

Of all the animals to choose from, why a cow?

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[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Because you're like a cow.

[fortunefail]

What-

No, I'm not!

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yes. You are. A blueish cow.

You're quiet. Don't make too much of a fuss. You're missing spots and you don't produce milk, but you're cute. I'm sure you have horns somewhere.

I don't know much about cows, but I think you're like a cow. Not fat, but cowish. Calm(ish), but would probably charge someone without a second thought.

[fortunefail]

... I know that's supposed to be a compliment, but it still sounds insulting.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Well, It's not supposed to be insulting. I like cows. Unless saying cow is another word for fat and then I don't much care for it.

[fortunefail]

The word "cow" is usually related to being fat, yes.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're not a cow in that sense. You're the cute cows that go 'moo' and that eat grass and stuff.

Moo.

MOO!

[fortunefail]

All cows go moo and eat grass. They're also all fat.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they're cute! And they're not really fat, they just have five stomachs! You'd look like that if you had five stomachs!

[fortunefail]

Don't go around giving the Malnosso any ideas. They might think of that as a nice experiment.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

That'd be awesome! I'd love to have five stomachs! Think of how much I could eat! Mmm. Caaakee.

[fortunefail]

... Right.

[action?]

[go-green.livejournal.com]

I think it's cute.

[Sure, action]

[fortunefail]

[he stares at the plushie in question with extreme disdain, then picks it up and holds it out for her]

If you like it, you can have it.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

[laughs lightly (at the look on his face, mostly); she takes it from him and heads towards their bedroom]

It can keep mine company.

[fortunefail]

[follows her, actually a bit curious]

What did you get?

[go-green.livejournal.com]

[Very well~. She places the Yuan cow next to a stuffed sloth (http://www.stuffed-animals.com/images/products/WA973.jpg). Then, she takes a step back from the bed and glances at him.]

It's a shame they don't have wings.

[ ooc; I'm going out for a bit. o/ ]

[fortunefail]

[jeez, what are these Malnosso implying?]

... Uhm. Yes, a shame indeed.


[[OOC: my birthday party starts in like... 15 minutes anyway. I'll be back tomorrow. And lol, I actually considered a sloth for Yuan too.]]

[go-green.livejournal.com]

[They like toying with you, Yuan. So does Martel.]

I think it is; these animals are supposed to represent us.

[ ooc; Have a very happy birthday~. ]

[fortunefail]

That's impossible. I have nothing in common with a cow, and you're hardly a sloth.


[[OOC: I love how lots of people are saying that, even though my actual birthday was three weeks ago. XD]]

[go-green.livejournal.com]

Hmm? You don't think it's cute?

[ ooc; I'm usually behind, anyway. XD; ]

[fortunefail]

I think it's a bit disturbing, actually.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

... I'm hurt.

[fortunefail]

[he's still giving both plushies a look of extreme distaste]

Considering they were presents from the Malnosso, we should be careful they don't try to murder us in our sleep.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

I'll put them under the bed.

[fortunefail]

[that comment sparked a flicker of a smile]

Very well.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

[when he's not home, she's going to have them out.]

I wouldn't want them to harm you.

[fortunefail]

[lol, evil plushies]

Personally, I wouldn't want them to hurt either of us. So be on your guard around those things.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

[is it wrong for her to find this amusing?]

I'm not worried; I feel safe when I'm with you.

[fortunefail]

[Yuan's just being cautious, because he's already been through quite a bit of Malnosso nonsense. But he has no clue how to reply to that, so after a small (smug) silence, he offers a subject change]

The pink wings are a nice change. They suit you.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[she walks around behind him and lightly pokes his wings]

I think they look nicer on you.

[fortunefail]

[lol, they're not much of a change from what he had before. It basically went from a lavender-ish pink to a light baby pink.]

Do they?

[go-green.livejournal.com]

... I wonder if I could request that they're kept like this.

[fortunefail]

Personally, I wouldn't mind. But I doubt the Malnosso would give in to our requests.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised no one has tried begging for freedom.

[fortunefail]

And be mocked by the rest of the village? If they were to beg, they would do it so no one else would hear.

[go-green.livejournal.com]

No, it was a silly thought.

[fortunefail]

Hm.

[silly or not, he's still smiling.]

[loving-brother.livejournal.com]

[fortunefail]

[ignooore]

[totallynot.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with cows?

[fortunefail]

Everything! Cows are one of the dumbest, slowest breed of animals!

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[fortunefail]

Tch.

What did you get?

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Noishe.

[fortunefail]

How predictable.

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

I prefer it over a cow.

[fortunefail]

[pwned]