-64 [Action/accidental voice]

[fortunefail]

[Wearing a thick cloak and hands buried deeply in his pockets, Yuan is stumping through Luceti, heading for the forest. Things are getting far too crowded for his liking, so he'll go out to find some peace and quiet. He's bringing his journal along just in case, unaware it's recording:]

...Damn. It's so cold, you could hammer a nail with a frozen banana.

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[griffins.livejournal.com]

And behind this door is a giant donkey dong.

What will Yuan do?

1/2

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...

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Excuse me?

[griffins.livejournal.com]

I'dve actually made a journal but I don't really want to google "giant donkey dong" for icons.

Anyhow, how are you today? Still feeling grumpy and unsociable?

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

[ Totally dragging her axe around because she has no idea what she's doing -- and the mun's taking her early from the game since it's been foreveeer since she played ToS. ]

[fortunefail]

[He stops walking, giving Presea a blank stare. Isn't that one of Lloyd's old companions? The one who was never really in Luceti before? Well, perhaps for a month or so, a long while back.]

...

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

[ Have a blank stare back. ]

Can I help you? [ Oh Presea, why so... souless. ]

[shunraiken.livejournal.com]

... I could make a comment regarding unintentional innuendos and watching what you say, but I'll spare us both the indignity.

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...!

[broken-chosen.livejournal.com]

...that sounds like one of the worst innuendos I've ever heard, Yuan.

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[Of all the people, it had to be Zelos? Yuan's unaware this guy is 'new', instead assuming it's the Zelos who's been in the village for quite a while now.]

It's an expression. Leave it to you to think with your hormones.

[wrathofdesire.livejournal.com]

[Oh, Yuan. We HATE Yuans.

So we're gonna stalk you like a serial killer waiting to strike.]

[fortunefail]

[Nice try, Lloyd, but he's not completely oblivious. Yuan knows he's being followed and if you try to strike, he'll block immediately.]

[voice] ...damn lj and its hunger

[devious-desian.livejournal.com]

[A possibly familiar laugh comes from Yuan's journal.] How very clever, Lord Yuan. I can see how, guided under your intellect, the Renegades could so completely fail to make a difference against Cruxis where a teenage boy succeeded.

[voice] o-oh god XD

[fortunefail]

[No! It can't be! But he'll whip open his journal to check anyway.]

... Rodyle. I didn't think I'd have the displeasure of hearing your voice again.

[killinurd00dz.livejournal.com]

YOU COULD HAMMER IN SOMEONE'S HEAD WITH A FROZEN BANANA. IT MIGHT KILL THEM. TAKE THAT CHANCE. IN FACT, TAKE THAT CHANCE FOR EVERYONE. IT WOULD GET RID OF YOUR OBVIOUS ANNOYANCE.

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...

[What. What.]

[kyosuke]

...That. Has got to be the worst hyperbole I have ever heard. You are a horrible person and you should feel bad.

[fortunefail]

... I should feel bad? For using an expression?

[strivingknight.livejournal.com]

[Although he's lost, that comment he just heard is odd enough to make him speak out.]

Have you tried it before?

[fortunefail]

[... Huh. That boy looks mildly familiar.]

Of course not. It's just an expression.

[psychedelic-cat.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEY, I know you~!

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...

[Wait. This thing looks familiar.]

[oldtreeherder.livejournal.com]

FIRST

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[Holy crap what is that.]