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[fortunefail]

[Wearing a thick cloak and hands buried deeply in his pockets, Yuan is stumping through Luceti, heading for the forest. Things are getting far too crowded for his liking, so he'll go out to find some peace and quiet. He's bringing his journal along just in case, unaware it's recording:]

...Damn. It's so cold, you could hammer a nail with a frozen banana.

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[griffins.livejournal.com]

And behind this door is a giant donkey dong.

What will Yuan do?

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

[ Totally dragging her axe around because she has no idea what she's doing -- and the mun's taking her early from the game since it's been foreveeer since she played ToS. ]

1/2

[fortunefail]

...

[fortunefail]

Excuse me?

[fortunefail]

[He stops walking, giving Presea a blank stare. Isn't that one of Lloyd's old companions? The one who was never really in Luceti before? Well, perhaps for a month or so, a long while back.]

...

[griffins.livejournal.com]

I'dve actually made a journal but I don't really want to google "giant donkey dong" for icons.

Anyhow, how are you today? Still feeling grumpy and unsociable?

[fortunefail]

[What is this, he doesn't even-

Just keep walking, Yuan. Just keep walking.]

Stop sprouting nonsense and leave me alone.

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

[ Have a blank stare back. ]

Can I help you? [ Oh Presea, why so... souless. ]

[griffins.livejournal.com]

But I like you, Yuan.

[fortunefail]

I don't even know you!

[fortunefail]

[He shakes his head. The blank stare is rather disturbing, but that girl's always struck Yuan as being incredibly apathetic.]

No, it's nothing.

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

Very well. [ Do de do de do looking for her house isn't this Ozette...? ]

[griffins.livejournal.com]

Oh but you do. You just don't know it.

[fortunefail]

What is that supposed to mean?

[fortunefail]

[He watches her for a while longer, before finally deciding to interfere. He can't just let her wander around aimlessly in the cold like that.]

Are you looking for someone?

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

No. I'm looking for home.

[fortunefail]

You won't find that here. This place isn't Sylvarant or Tethe'alla.

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

[ Have a WHAT look. ]

Clarify.

[fortunefail]

Luceti is an entirely different world altogether. We don't know the specifics, but for some reason people are taken here by force. The village is enclosed in a barrier and controlled by scientists calling themselves the Malnosso. Apparently, what lies outside the barrier is nothing but danger and we're better off staying put like good labrats.

[dreamstravel.livejournal.com]

Impossible.

I must do my work...

[fortunefail]

Your work will just have to wait until you're returned home.

[shunraiken.livejournal.com]

... I could make a comment regarding unintentional innuendos and watching what you say, but I'll spare us both the indignity.

[fortunefail]

...!

[shunraiken.livejournal.com]

[This Yuan has seen so many viruses that nothing surprises him anymore.]

Before you make any unfounded accusations, no, I am not an impostor.

[fortunefail]

[Apparently the replica can read Yuan's mind.]

Then what are you?