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-49 [accidental voice]

[There's a dull thud as Yuan's journal hits the ground and apparently falls open. This sound is drowned out, though, by the following scream;]

AAAAARGH! WHY ALWAYS THE CURTAINS?!

[The poor man has just returned from a few hours of training in the forest to find that Zoisite had a bit too much fun decorating while he was away. It's not just the curtains, which now have a cheery flower pattern. There's several vases scattered throughout the house and the tablecloth also supports this flora design. Just wait 'till he sees the fuzzy carpet in the living room.]

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[His left hand, the one adorning his Cruxis crystal, clenches reflexively. It's being covered up by his glove, but if anyone knows the thing is there, it's Zoisite.]

That thing's not just for show.

What is it then?

It enhances my magical abilities. Rather, it's supposed to.

Well, nothing works right here. So why are you still wearing it?

[True enough, the crystal isn't even halting his metabolism right now. The only thing he's getting out of it are a few angel abilities, wings included.]

... Force of habit.

So you can wear that and I can't put flowers up?

You can put flowers up as long as they're hidden. Just like my crystal.

{... damn. that's as good of a compromise as he's going to get.}

Fine.

I'm not sure about that monstrosity either.

[he points to the fuzzy carpet on the floor.]

It's not hurting anything.

[he will fight you for that carpet.]

That thing is a breeding ground for small animals.

[He can already picture rats nesting in it.]

No it's not.

[If he sees a rat, he'll probably just toss the whole thing. B/]

[Yuan will plant a rat in it just to prove his point, then.]

It is. It'll attract all sorts of pests within a month.

No it won't.

If it does, it just means that your house was already infested with them to begin with.

What color is it?

.. what color?

[brb, looking at you funny.]

I can't see it myself, so I'm asking you now. What color is it?

[I'll give you a hint. The correct answer is not "pink".]

You can't se--

[Oh... oh. OH. Oh, well, Okay then.]

It's dark blue.

[You'd better not be lying, Zoisite. Yuan doesn't take kindly to liars, no matter how hypocritical that may be.]

... Fine. It can stay. But if it causes any trouble, I'm tossing it out.

[YAY! Small victory.]

Oh. Speaking of trouble, someone new is in Luceti.

There's a surprise.

[He sits down on the couch, stubbornly ignoring those kittens. The lack of interest is probably obvious.]

They told me something in~ter~es~ting~.

Is that so?

[It'd better not be more tips on bad decorating styles.]

[You just get a smirk in response, and he's flopping back down onto the couch.]

You said that there were roughly 200 people here, right?

Somewhere around that number, I suppose.

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