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-11 [Action post]

[It is the middle of the night in Luceti, and Yuan is sneaking through the village, holding his double-bladed saber in one hand. It was a bit troublesome to sneak out of the house without Martel noticing. Even more so because his legs still hadn't completely recovered. But such trifling matters would not deter him. His mission is an assault. His target... Zelos Wilder.

Or should we say... her target? The Renegade leader is still a woman at this point. Again, more trifling matters. Though the former Chosen of Tethe'alla hadn't taken his threats seriously, Yuan is dead-set on keeping his word. One castration, coming right up.

He arrives outside community building, glancing up at the second story. Not quite the easiest place to get to, especially now that Yuan isn't capable of flight anymore.]

Damn Filial and those tiny, useless appendages that are supposed to be wings!

[Then, he notices Zelos had left the window open and there is a tree right next to the building.

After five minutes of incredible difficulty and silent cursing, Yuan finally finds his way through the window and into Zelos' room. His feet produce a soft 'thud' as they hit the ground.]

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Not gonna happen! *manages to find something cylindrical and raises it in defense, to find... a... flower vase?*

Besides, hunny, if you wanted in my bed, you could have just said so.

Humph. Is that all you can think about? I'm here to fulfil my promise.

[slashes his blade in the general direction of Zelos' crotch. With difficulty, of course, because the thing is heavier than usual now that he's a woman.]

Hey, that's dangerous, y'know? Wouldn't want to hurt yourself, would you?

*climbs off the other side of the bed and eyes the blade warily, though kind of amused at the less-than-usual grace here*

Shut up!

[steps forward again, closing the distance between the two]

Looking hot there, hunny. Why don't I make it hotter?

*smirks*

Fireball!

((OOC: It wouldn't be very strong. Just a tiny ball of flame about... say... a ping-pong ball's size? XD))

[is just in time to block the fireball with his weapon. Now he's even more pissed.]

I told you to stop calling me "hunny"!

[tries to slash at Zelos again]

*blocks with... flower vase?* *eh, well, looking around for an actual weapon now*

Maybe when you lose those lovelies.

*smirks, eyes dropping to Yuan's chest for a moment before looking back at ~~his~~ her face*

Maybe? Maybe?!

[is now circling around the bed to make sure the damn thing isn't in the way anymore]

I'll get rid of those kind of thoughts for you, once and for all!

[[OOC: It's kinda 2:30 in the morning here, so I'm going to bed now. We'll continue tomorrow.]]

*circling around the other way, darting glances around the room for his sword*

What, you're going to cut off those melons? What a shame! Pretty painful too, I would imagine.

((OOC: Woah. XD S'only 8:30 here, evening. Also, let's assume Zelos has a sword here, shall we? I didn't think of it before, but... then again, Kratos did tell him that it's dangerous, so he probably would have armed himself.))

You have no one to blame but yourself.

[circles into the other direction for a change of pace]

For what? Not my fault you turned into a chick!

*keeps watching and keeps the bed between them*

Don't play innocent. You know perfectly well what I mean.

[hops onto the bed, towering over Zelos]

Nope, not a clue!

*raises flower vase in defense, carefully watching Yuan's directions*

[Though horribly subdued, Yuan can still manage a wee bit of lightning magic, which he decides to use to his advantage.]

Lightning!

[tries to ~~electrocute~~ give Zelos a nice little shock]

Oooh, ouch, that's how you wanna play?

Fireball!

*shoots more of them at Yuan*

[Dodges]

Prepare to die, Chosen.

[tries to throw his sword at Zelos. Sadly, the momentum of the swing is a bit too much for him and after letting go of the weapon, he falls backwards, off the bed]

*stares*

*and laughs*

*much laughing*

Well, if you'd rather do it on the floor...

*goes to retrieve his sword now, though still watching in case Yuan gets up*

[sees Zelos pass and holds out his hand]

L-Lightning!

*jumps back, getting a little zapped*

Ooh, feisty, eh? *grabs his sword and grins*

[slowly gets to his feet, casting a glance at his weapon, which is on the other side of the bed]

...

[one last glance at Zelos before Yuan hastily dives over the bed to get to his saber]

Not happening!

*leaps at Yuan, sword drawn*

[lands a couple of feet next to his sword, but immediately has to roll away from it to avoid Zelos' blade]

Ngh!

[reaches for the nearest weapon he can get to, and what should he find but... the flower vase?]

... Ah crap.

*grins*

Looks like the table's turned now, hunny. Wanna surrender quietly, or do I get to test out if Kratos told me about people dying is true or not?

...

[Flings the flower vase at Zelos' face]

ACK! Hey, that was rude!

*jumps back and raises arms to block, getting a few scratches over his forearms and face*

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