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[fortunefail]

... Dammit.


Looks like the experiment's finally affected me as well. I... need your assistance. And don't you dare laugh.

Comments

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Man, hunny, you must lead a boring life.

[fortunefail]

Stop calling me "hunny" or I'll castrate you!

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Sure, "hunny".

[fortunefail]

Don't say I didn't warn you.


[[OOC: Yuan wasn't kidding, you know. He/she will be paying Zelos a little visit in the middle of the night, holding that enormous double-bladed saber. >3]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

((OOC: I figure Zelos must be a light sleeper at least, though. He's probably faced assassination attempts in the past. EPIC BEDROOM BATTLE GO? *shot*))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: I wouldn't say no to that. Everyone would hate Yuan even more for trying to off Zelos. XD
"You never learn, do you, Yuan?!"]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: XD Maybe Sheena will forgive poor Zelos here a little if she found out he was almost killed castrated. XD ...Or maybe she'll just point and laugh.))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: Me thinks this would be an ingenious action post or log. What say you?]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Sure, and your choice. I'm bad at battles, but this is too amusing to pass up.))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: Battle? Hahah. Now that Yuan is a woman, he'll have even more trouble lifting that gigantic weapon of his. If he weren't so stubborn, he would've resorted to a kitchen knife for castration instead.

I'll set up an action post of Yuan 'sneaking' into Zelos' room, then. Shouldn't take too long. =3]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Ahaha, excellent. I can see it now. "You know, hunny, if you wanted in my bed, you just had to ask."))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: *holds up sword* "This is going to sound horribly wrong, especially now, but... Drop your pants so that I have a clear shot at your balls."
XD]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "Woah, hunny, you're supposed to be the woman here!"))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: "Soon, you'll be a woman too. The only difference is that you won't ever regain your manhood." *evil smirk*]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "How heartless! You wanna make all the women of Tethe'alla weep? Guess I, the Great Zelos, will have to fight for their sakes."))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: "And here I thought I was doing the world a favor by ensuring that you will never breed."]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "Hey, whoever said I wanted a kid to tie me down?"))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: "Those kind of accidents happen quite often. Especially when you're a philanderer."

Oh, the action post is up, by the way.]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "Birth control, hunny! Ever heard of it?"

*nods* I'm working on that. XD *getting barraged with tags*))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: "Whoever gave you 'The Talk' must not have been very informed. Now, this may come as a shock, so brace yourself. Birth control is only about ninety percent reliable."

Zelos is a busy man. XD]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "Ninety percent's good enough. I can pretend the other ten percent belong to someone else."

Hey, sudden influx of hunnies to woo, you know? XD))