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[fortunefail]

... Dammit.


Looks like the experiment's finally affected me as well. I... need your assistance. And don't you dare laugh.

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[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

...AHAHAHAHAHA! I dare! [is now searching through the house to find he/she, still laughing madly]

[Martel] [written]

[fortunefail]

It's not funny, Martel. I can hear you laughing, even from where I'm hiding. And I'm not showing myself until you take this matter seriously.

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

I'll find you eventually. And it is funny! Just think of it as an...education in the matters of all things female. [ransacking the bedroom now]

[Martel] [written]

[fortunefail]

What makes you think I would need this kind of education?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Well, you'll be able to understand me better, of course! [is chuckling] Because I'm a woman 24/7, obviously. It's not a walk in the park, no matter what you may think. [checking under the bed nowz!]

[Martel] [written]

[fortunefail]

I doubt I'll be a woman long enough to experience the entire menstruation cycle, if that's what you're talking about.


[[OOC: I'll give you a clue. Flatty McFlats was about to take a shower when she found out.]]

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

That's not all I was talking about, you know. Though it would be nice... [stops in front of the shut bathroom door] Why didn't I look here in the first place...?

[Martel] [Written]

[fortunefail]

[has heard Martel in the hallway and is trying hard not to make any sounds. Though the fact that the door is locked should betray that he/she is in there anyway]

Nice? It would be nice?! How?!

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

[starts to snigger] Nice for me. I don't know, sometimes men don't understand women. Maybe it's just wishful thinking that I could have a man like that... And are you going to open the door or not? [jiggling the doorknob]

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[Now that he/she's been discovered, he'll stop writing and unleash his/her female voice upon the world. It's a bit like Sheena's voice, really, only older.]

Are you going to take it seriously or not?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

[starts to giggle] Of course, Yuan. I will be completely serious about this.

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

I can hear you giggling.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Looking good there!

[fortunefail]

...

Shut up.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

You make a really pretty hunny, you know?

[fortunefail]

Oh, please. The last thing I want to be is one of your "hunnies".

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

At least I wouldn't wanna keep you after you change back.

[fortunefail]

Don't say such ridiculous things.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

What, you want me to keep you?

[fortunefail]

That's even more ridiculous!

Only complete imbeciles would want to be a part of your little harem.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, my harem's anything but little.

[fortunefail]

Keep on deluding yourself if you want. Just don't pester me with that sort of nonsense. I have better things to do.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Like what? Sitting here watching the snow fall?

[chikaidestroyer]

Heh. At least it wasn't a painful transformation?

[fortunefail]

Unless we were drugged in our sleep, no. It wasn't painful at all.