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[fortunefail]

... Dammit.


Looks like the experiment's finally affected me as well. I... need your assistance. And don't you dare laugh.

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[fortunefail]

...

Shut up.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

You make a really pretty hunny, you know?

[fortunefail]

Oh, please. The last thing I want to be is one of your "hunnies".

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

At least I wouldn't wanna keep you after you change back.

[fortunefail]

Don't say such ridiculous things.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

What, you want me to keep you?

[fortunefail]

That's even more ridiculous!

Only complete imbeciles would want to be a part of your little harem.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, my harem's anything but little.

[fortunefail]

Keep on deluding yourself if you want. Just don't pester me with that sort of nonsense. I have better things to do.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Like what? Sitting here watching the snow fall?

[fortunefail]

Snow is hardly interesting. Though I have to admit, even watching frozen water fall from the sky is better than listening to your banter.

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Man, hunny, you must lead a boring life.

[fortunefail]

Stop calling me "hunny" or I'll castrate you!

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Sure, "hunny".

[fortunefail]

Don't say I didn't warn you.


[[OOC: Yuan wasn't kidding, you know. He/she will be paying Zelos a little visit in the middle of the night, holding that enormous double-bladed saber. >3]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

((OOC: I figure Zelos must be a light sleeper at least, though. He's probably faced assassination attempts in the past. EPIC BEDROOM BATTLE GO? *shot*))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: I wouldn't say no to that. Everyone would hate Yuan even more for trying to off Zelos. XD
"You never learn, do you, Yuan?!"]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: XD Maybe Sheena will forgive poor Zelos here a little if she found out he was almost killed castrated. XD ...Or maybe she'll just point and laugh.))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: Me thinks this would be an ingenious action post or log. What say you?]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Sure, and your choice. I'm bad at battles, but this is too amusing to pass up.))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: Battle? Hahah. Now that Yuan is a woman, he'll have even more trouble lifting that gigantic weapon of his. If he weren't so stubborn, he would've resorted to a kitchen knife for castration instead.

I'll set up an action post of Yuan 'sneaking' into Zelos' room, then. Shouldn't take too long. =3]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Ahaha, excellent. I can see it now. "You know, hunny, if you wanted in my bed, you just had to ask."))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: *holds up sword* "This is going to sound horribly wrong, especially now, but... Drop your pants so that I have a clear shot at your balls."
XD]]

[not-theface.livejournal.com]

((OOC: "Woah, hunny, you're supposed to be the woman here!"))

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: "Soon, you'll be a woman too. The only difference is that you won't ever regain your manhood." *evil smirk*]]