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[fortunefail]

... Dammit.


Looks like the experiment's finally affected me as well. I... need your assistance. And don't you dare laugh.

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[Martel]

[fortunefail]

It's the damn hormones talking!

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

I know, isn't it wonderful?

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

...

I'll go get some clothes.

[snatches his crutches from their position of leaning-against-the-wall and starts making his way to the bedroom]

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

[follows him]

You'd better have some belts, since I don't think your regular pants are going to fit right. Or...you could always borrow some of mine.

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[sighs]

It doesn't matter. It's only temporary.

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

But you'd look so cute in my clothes. It's like how women sometimes always look sexy in men's clothes. Like I would in yours! [huffs a bit, but lets him pick out his own pants]

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[Yuan envisions that, and agrees that it would look sexy. Then he/she wonders if that makes him/her a lesbian. ]

...

[returns to choosing some decent pants]

Don't you only have dresses, anyway?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Hey, you never know! I might need those pants someday! Though, you probably would look really sexy in your own clothes, maybe... definately cute in mine.

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

I am not going to wear one of your dresses.

[finds a pair of pants that seems to fit and throws it onto the bed, before starting his/her search for a jacket or similar]

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

As I said, you'd look sexy in your own clothes, so go ahead. [now she's just teasing him/her]

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[Ignores her now and pulls out a decent-looking neutral-ish vest]

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Yuaaaaan, are you ignoring me? That's not very nice...

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[is now wondering if his/her shoes will still fit.]

Do you think my feet have gotten smaller?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

I don't know, have they? They're your feet. And next thing you know it will be, 'Does this shirt make me look fat?' Wow, they really laid on the hormones, didn't they?

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

[indignant pout]

It was a practical question! It'd be a hassle to lose my shoes while walking.

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Just put on the shoes, Yuan. You do want to go shopping today, don't you? And I have to ask, would you have honestly asked that question if you were still a male?

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

Well, yes! Like I said, I don't want to lose my shoes. It's only logical to wonder if they'll still fit.

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Why would your feet get smaller if you got turned into a woman? You're blowing this way out of proportion. Calm down, Yuan. [walks over and kisses him]

[Martel] 1/2

[fortunefail]

-!

[Martel] 2/2

[fortunefail]

[Backs away, blushing]

C-could you... refrain from doing that while I'm female?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Why?

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

Female.

[lots of emphasis on that one word.]

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

So? You're still the man-person I fell in love with. Whether or not your gender has changed makes no difference. [And so ends Martel's little speech]

[Martel]

[fortunefail]

I...

It doesn't make a difference to me, but... doesn't it bother you?

[Yuan]

[heal-theworld.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just say that? It doesn't matter if you're a woman now, I still love you. Call me whatever you want, but I'm not going to stop loving you just because some mysterious entity changed your gender.