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[Of course, it was inevitable that eventually, two residents with the same job urge would team up and start a partnership business. As such, Yuan and his little buddy [Bad username or site: kendama_pro title=Genis @ livejournal.com] can be seen hobbling through the village, carrying buckets and mops. ... Well, actually, Genis is doing most of the carrying. He's even got a nice big backpack filled with cleaning supplies. Yuan's carrying a ladder, amongst other things.

That's right! With their combined janitor careers, they have formed "Indignation Sanitation"! That's what it says on their ridiculous matching overalls, anyway. Keep the streets of Luceti clean, folks, or you'll have two concierges glaring at you. Would you like them to mop your windows? Just ask.

In fact, even if you don't ask, they'll be cleaning your windows anyway, just to be sure.]

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[This experiment has been nothing but awesome as far as Sokka is concerned, even if his face is a little ashen and his eyebrows just a bit singed. But when he sees two janitors coming down the street near his house? Well, he's going to call them over.]

[Genis notices, first. Heading right over, as fast as that backpack is going to allow him!]

Indignation Sanitation Cleaning Services - can we help you?

Of course! What kind of services do you offer?

Window washing, primarily. But if you're just like everyone else in this village, you'll probably need someone to do more than just that.

Window wishing is good and all, but I've got an entire house needing your services!

Well, that's what we're for. If it wasn't already obvious.

Well then you've come to the right place! [Sokka opens the door to his house.]

Try and remember to get under the beds. The plates go in the third cabinet to the right, and there's some mud stains in Toph's room, so try and get that out. I'll be back in a few hours.

[What. Just - what. Genis goes ahead and steps inside with a bit of a sigh.]

Stupid experiment. Stupid people with no sense of hygiene. Stupid--

[Wait wait this place is a godawful mess! Genis is still for maybe half a second, before he's overcome with the urge to clean-- must clean everything aaaa]

[And this is Sokka giving a brief wave before running off.

BEST. WEEK. EVER.]

[Juggling a bucket, that ridiculous knapsack and tugging on those overalls because they're a little big for the kid.]

-- Seriously, you'd expect people to be cleaner. Does anyone even try to keep their windows clean, around here?

[Yuan would help out if he wasn't having so much watching Genis trying to manage it all. He'll step in as soon as the kid loses his balance and topples over.]

Apparently, they're too busy complaining about their mundane lives through the journals to even put in some effort.

... [sees them and wonders for a moment if he should make use of this... well, the clinic would benefit from a good clean]

Hi. Uh... would you mind helping me clean up the clinic?

[Oh excellent. Bloody bandages and stray bandaids. He'll trust Genis to scrub the bedpans.]

Not at all. Is there anything in particular you need cleaned?

In particular? Hmm... not really. Just a general cleaning job will do.

[General cleaning, he said. General! As much of a neat freak Genis has inexplicably become, he still has a bit of dignity left to cringe a little at the thought of those bedpans.]

Well, we can take care of that. [And hey, clinics are supposed to be clean by definition, right? They shouldn't be as messy as the rest of the houses they've had to clean, right? Right?]

[Let's hope so, sidekick buddy. Let's hope so.]

Just stay out of our way while we clean.

Yeah, what he said. You don't want to get in our way while we we're busy. [Srs face is srs.]

Thank you. I won't.

[It's not really dirty especially since there aren't really that many patients in it currently and finally he won't have to deal with those bedpans... at least for the time being..]

[Kratos sees them passing by his petting zoo and... fff. Those overalls. Just... fff.

So, he goes to the fence.]

Yuan. Genis.

[Well well, if it isn't Kratos and his little woodland critter friends. Would you like a sponge to clean the animal crap off your shoes?

Yuan will approach, smirking lightly. He can spare some time, if only because the petting zoo is a horrible mess.]

Kratos.

I see you've decided to change your attire. You are... [Eyebrow raise. What exactly are you supposed to be?]

A janitor. [Good lord, he actually sounds proud saying that.]

Ah. If that is the job you seek...

[He moves to the side and gestures behind him. Feel free to notice the animal poop littering some spots.]

I have a request.

[Ahhh, you bastard. He'll kick your ass for this when the event's passed. As things stand now, though, he won't refuse. He'll just complain, as all janitors do.]

Can't you tell your animals to be little more sanitary?

[Even so, he's already sorting out supplies. Jeesh, does he need a dustpan or a pitchfork?]

[Is Genis frowning at those sweet, innocent woodland critters? Yes, yes he is.]

We're not going to need the heavyduty supplies for this one, are we?

[Kratos: 1 Yuan: 0

Kratos crosses his arms and leans against the wooden post of the fence.]

They're already as sanitary as they can be, and even that took some negotiation.

[You're not trying hard enough, Kratos. Start potty training. They'll probably be housebroken with less effort than it took to crack Lloyd.

Yuan meets Genis' gaze, an unspoken agreement of "let's do this thing" in his eyes.]

Let's start with the standard supplies and see where it gets us.

[He sets that knapsack down with a thud, and starts taking out basic cleaning supplies to hand them off to his partner.]

Hopefully this won't take too long, there's more of the village we haven't had the chance to cover, yet. [Cleaning is srs bzns okay.]

[Oh, this is comedy gold. Presea was just out, heading home from a riveting session of stand-up comedy at Good Spirits, when she spots none other than...The Mario Brothers!]

...Your Princess is in another castle.

[Is that-- Oh holy mother of- it is. Genis blushes and almost misses a step because of that damn backpack. Unusual urge to be a janitor or not, this was still Presea, and--]

[Wait what was that about princesses.]

P-Princesses, Presea...?

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[She is unperturbed by your blushing and flailing, Genis. Nor is she making much sense at all. She's still holding her "microphone", by the way - the wooden spoon she pilfered from the bar.]

Flattery...will get you no where. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

[The worst part is that he doesn't even find that makeshift mic weird at all, yet.]

F-flattery? I didn't mean-- I wasn't-- [She's still very cute though, and now that you mention it, would probably make a pretty awesome princess-- thoughts derailinggg]

[Presea would have grinned or smirked if she could, but without her emotions, she just remains an emotional void as she takes a step or two closer.]

...Ladies and gentleman. Porky pig. [Shows off Genis to an invisible audience, laughing dryly.]

Porky what? [Okay, that one makes him frown. Is she calling him fat...?]

... Presea, you okay?

[No, not fat. Just flaily, and sometimes rather adorable. Presea ignores his first comment and stares at the giant backpack her was carrying.]

Yes. Health is presently stable. ...Big. [She's indicating his pack. Need help there, killer?]

[... There is someone cleaning our window.

... This is strange.] Genis...? What are you two doing?

[wipe wipe wipe]

What does it look like we're doing?

Cleaning windows... in the middle of winter.

Is that really needed?

Obviously. Why would we be doing it, otherwise?

But isn't it going to get dirty again right after you clean it?

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