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[fortunefail]

[Voice]

[The first thing that can be heard is a strange sort of background noise. It may seem like static, but after a few moments it can be identified as squeaky hooting. As for Yuan? He doesn't sound amused.]

How the hell do you drive away pesky birds without killing them?


[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be out in the village can see Yuan striding by in a swift pace. He seems to be determinedly ignoring the existance of a tiny, greyish owlet that's zooming after him, chirping excitedly and trying to claw at his hair. Of course, because all villagers have the uncanny ability to understand what animals say, one will be able to hear the word "Blue" repeated over and over in that chatter.

If he can just make it home, perhaps he can slam the door in the creature's face and be rid of it for good.]

Comments

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[nottanzanite.livejournal.com]

[... We're not allowed to talk about that stalker, Yuan.]

Then swat it away.

[ voice ; locked ]

[fortunefail]

This thing is only about five inches tall, if not smaller. Any attempt to swat it would be fatal.

[ voice ; locked ]

[nottanzanite.livejournal.com]

Lock it in something? I'm sure if you grabbed it in a bag you could keep it busy for ten minutes while you flee.

[ voice ; locked ]

[fortunefail]

Sometimes I wonder just how cruel you really are.

[Hypocrisyyy!~]

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[nottanzanite.livejournal.com]

[You know Yuan, you'll probably see in a little while.]

I just don't like animals.

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[fortunefail]

[Must he really?]

I've noticed.