-49 [accidental voice]

[fortunefail]

[There's a dull thud as Yuan's journal hits the ground and apparently falls open. This sound is drowned out, though, by the following scream;]

AAAAARGH! WHY ALWAYS THE CURTAINS?!

[The poor man has just returned from a few hours of training in the forest to find that Zoisite had a bit too much fun decorating while he was away. It's not just the curtains, which now have a cheery flower pattern. There's several vases scattered throughout the house and the tablecloth also supports this flora design. Just wait 'till he sees the fuzzy carpet in the living room.]

Comments

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

Yes, they did.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

I've had similar trouble with curtains before. Perhaps I could offer my hand at fixing them again.

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

[Oh, you bastard.]

No need for that. I can handle this myself.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

[Why, of course.]

Are you certain of that? Judging by your distress, it sounds like something best handled with assistance.

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

I was distressed because I hadn't expected them to fall down. Assistance isn't necessary.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... [Considering.]

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

I know what you're thinking, and the answer is "no". If you try to visit my house anyway, I will firmly keep the door locked.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Is the situation really so humiliating that you feel the need to hide it from me?

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

I'm not hiding anything! I'm telling you that I don't need your help.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Locking your door gave your intentions away, Yuan.

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

No, it just means I'm trying to prove a point.

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

[Grrr... Patronizing bastard.]

[Voice]

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

[This is why we're bff.]

[Voice]

[fortunefail]

[... Touché.]