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[It is the middle of the night in Luceti, and Yuan is sneaking through the village, holding his double-bladed saber in one hand. It was a bit troublesome to sneak out of the house without Martel noticing. Even more so because his legs still hadn't completely recovered. But such trifling matters would not deter him. His mission is an assault. His target... Zelos Wilder.

Or should we say... her target? The Renegade leader is still a woman at this point. Again, more trifling matters. Though the former Chosen of Tethe'alla hadn't taken his threats seriously, Yuan is dead-set on keeping his word. One castration, coming right up.

He arrives outside community building, glancing up at the second story. Not quite the easiest place to get to, especially now that Yuan isn't capable of flight anymore.]

Damn Filial and those tiny, useless appendages that are supposed to be wings!

[Then, he notices Zelos had left the window open and there is a tree right next to the building.

After five minutes of incredible difficulty and silent cursing, Yuan finally finds his way through the window and into Zelos' room. His feet produce a soft 'thud' as they hit the ground.]

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Not happening!

*leaps at Yuan, sword drawn*

[lands a couple of feet next to his sword, but immediately has to roll away from it to avoid Zelos' blade]

Ngh!

[reaches for the nearest weapon he can get to, and what should he find but... the flower vase?]

... Ah crap.

*grins*

Looks like the table's turned now, hunny. Wanna surrender quietly, or do I get to test out if Kratos told me about people dying is true or not?

...

[Flings the flower vase at Zelos' face]

ACK! Hey, that was rude!

*jumps back and raises arms to block, getting a few scratches over his forearms and face*

You snooze, you lose.

[charges past Zelos, trying to get to his weapon again.]

Someone like you wouldn't understand, but gorgeous guys like us need our beauty sleep.

*thrusts out his sword again, trying to catch Yuan*

[dodges Zelos' blade by mere inches and snatches his sword from the ground. He whips around to face him, smirking widely]

Oh? To impress men like Kratos?

Nope, on second inspection, he wasn't nearly as pretty as my normal hunnies.

*stands in ready position, holding his sword before him*

((OOC: Sorry for late reply. I sorta... disappeared... for some time.))

Glad to see you've finally come to your senses. Now, will you be surrendering peacefully?

[OOC: Hahah, I was wondering what had happened to you. XD]

Surrendering? Now, now, hunny, don't act as if you have the upper hand. *smirks and angles the sword across his body, ready to strike*

[raises his/her saber to block the strike, then hops back]

I don't see why I shouldn't!

[attempts a slash of his own. Still with some difficulty, of course.]

*blocks with a little difficulty because mun just realized Zelos needs shield*

We beat you once, hunny. And now that you're a... hunny... it's not going to be much harder~

[moves back again, his saber nearly knocking a lamp off a nearby cabinet]

I believe that last time, I was grossly outnumbered. I see no little friends to save you today.

Hey, hey, watch it! That's destruction of property!

*steps forward with another slash*

Little? The only thing "little" here is you.

[blocks again]

We'll see about that!

[roughly moves his saber upwards in an attempt to disarm Zelos]

We will, won't we?

*jumps back, glancing around for a shield-like object now*

((OOC: We're gonna be at a stalemate unless we decide... XD; ))

[smirks and rounds on Zelos, weapon at the ready]

Indeed.

[OOC: I know! This could go on for hours! If only we had someone to interrupt them! DX]

*getting a little irritated now*

Or~ How about you run home and let me sleep?

((OOC: I can volunteer... a lot of... characters to interrupt? XD We'd have to have a good reason to have them out at this hour, though.))

[shakes head]

You ignored my warning and brought this upon yourself. Now I'll do the whole world a favor and ensure that you'll never be able to breed.

[OOC: Uhm.... They couldn't sleep so they took a walk through the village and heard a noise coming from Zelos' room? O_o]

Woah there, doing yourself a favor doesn't mean doing the world one!

((OOC: Hmm. Ed, maybe? He's currently a library hobo. And is being a hobo in general 'cause he won't go home. Wouldn't be too weird to have him walking around at night. Er. "Her". >.>))

I beg to differ.

[evil smirk]

[[OOC: Sounds good to me!]]

*walking by, blinks, thinking he she heard something from one of the buildings*

Oi?

[looks up with a start, then glances over to the window from the corner of his eye]

*edges towards the window, too, surprised anyone else is up*

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