[...Okay, shielding himself with his bare arms isn't helping at all. All he's accomplishing is a nasty collection of scratches and bites all over his arms, making a bloody mess of his skin. He shifts the crutch in such a way that he can try to bat the owl away with the broader top part.]
Pathetic creature! [...and who's the one getting beat up by this pathetic creature?]
...yes, let's...go with that
Pathetic creature! [...and who's the one getting beat up by this pathetic creature?]